The one where she tries to blog: Archive

I pride myself on being able to crack an egg with one hand.

Dec 28th

fogcitymaverick: Get Stupid by Mac Dre Oh my...

Dec 28th

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Toxic-Yael Naim I felt like listening to the...

Dec 28th

I’m only up because I want to watch How I Met Your Mother.

Dec 27th

PROTIP (Parent Edition)

sumladfrompa: A knock on the door immediately has its purpose defeated to hell when you bust all up in the room right after initiating said knock.

Dec 26th

I hate the term "fambam"

palindrome4life: Okay.

Dec 26th

I may or may not just heard a gunshot at black diamond. Maybe it was another one of those bombs. Damn okay go away.

Dec 26th

No seriously guys I was the most excited to get socks. Anyways, I just finished Up in the Air and it didn’t suck. I liked it. My mom wants to shop tomorrow. Ahh I’d rather buy things full price on regular days than on crazy sale days.

Dec 26th

I’m watching Up in the Air and I hope it doesn’t suck.

Dec 26th

last night my cousin was like ”I like your ugly Christmas sweater.” But I don’t think it’s ugly and it has nothing to do with Christmas. Back-handed compliments are the best.

Dec 26th

Ladybug nightlight (it’s more awesome than it sounds) Cardigan Pajamas SOCKS! stationary set iHome $10 iTunes gift card $40 boots sweaters baby perry the platypus shirt apron set “Forever a bone” necklace I’m so happy. I wanted socks so bad and dreams DO come trueeeeeee.

Dec 26th

Wasn’t Jesus actually born in like April or something?

Dec 26th

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I’m watching Grease BRUSHA BRUSHA BRUSHA

Dec 25th

shit I have to buy a present for one of my cousins and it’s the day before Christmas eve. Do you know how crazy every single store is going to be? DAMMIT. I just want to hide under my bed and bypass this whole holiday shopping thing.

Dec 24th

I guess I’m reading today.

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

Dec 22nd

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God this is taking forever. Those Bitches better like what I got them!!!

Dec 22nd

Wife Swap and Bridezillas making me all frustrated and shit. Okay I have to finish cleaning and getting Christmas presents ready.

Dec 21st

BBBBBennie and the Jets

Dec 21st

Dec 20th

I’m trying to make Christmas presents. I need an X-acto knife. My dad told me we had one but we don’t. I considered using a regular knife but then I realized that that was probably one of the dumbest ideas I’ve ever had and then I ruled it out. I’ve run out of ideas.

Dec 20th

I don’t wear makeup but on hautelook everything urban decay is on sale for only $2. What a bargain.

Dec 20th

Why does everybody always plan things on the same day? Can’t you spread yourselves out so I don’t neglect any of you? Because there’s days like this where I don’t have anything to do and then there’s other days where everyone and their mothers feel like doing something.

Dec 20th

More that I miss that I didn’t list in my last post: -my third grade teacher -watching Whose Line is it Anyway?, The Golden Girls, Unsolved Mysteries, The Cosby Show and The Nanny with my Lola -my fake fireplace -making clubs with my cousins in our bonus room

Dec 20th

I miss Darian and Louise and Jenna and Hannah and Micah and Brandon and my Lola and Playing soccer and my old house and taking cousin pictures and spending lots of time with my cousins and having CP English and all my friends freshman year and aim chatrooms and reading “The Clique” series and bicycling around my old court and the hill next to my old house and furby and Polly pockets...

Dec 20th

I think I might restart Slaughterhouse-Five tonight and I might buy Water For Elephants sometime this week. Or read it at Barnes and Noble. I haven’t finished a book in so long. I hate that I can’t read a book fast. Who am I kidding, I’ll only have enough time for me to read Slaughterhouse-Five.

Dec 20th

Okay I think I may have gift ideas for some people. ahhh. I’m so excited. I just said that the way Torri would.

Dec 20th

My mom just called me sir.

I’m rubbing off on her. Sweeeet!

Dec 20th

Dec 17th

My dad just walked out of the house with a bottle of soy sauce. I didn’t stop him but he came back two seconds later and we laughed about it. Love ma pops.

Dec 17th

I just want warm clothes, under armor, new pants, and a giftcard or two for Christmas. Warm clothes especially though. In public I look like a hobo with my 8-layers of clothing.

Dec 16th

I think I was too happy earlier to realize how sick I was. Now I feel like shit and I’ve been trying to sleep since 9 and it’s 3. Fucking hell. I’m not going to school today.

Dec 16th

I’m so glad I don’t have any homework tonight. I don’t think I would’ve been able to concentrate. Too happy. I don’t think I’ve been this happy for awhile.

Dec 16th

Reasons why my day was grrrrrrrr8: The Macbeth test was easy. We watched a movie in English. When do we ever do that? I got interviewed for Fresh Choice even though I was late. My Art Teacher gave me lotion for Christmas. IT’S SOME DAMN GOOD LOTION. It’s from Bath and Body Works. Omar is a beautiful soul Mario gave me a Peggy Sue CD and it’s amazing ahhh. Jordan came...

Dec 16th

Today. I just. lkadjsa;klJFAL>DSF> iafjsmk. dkljiv;saidvfasd :D !! I’M.SO.HAPPY.

Dec 16th

Dec 15th

I Think I Like You-Donora

Dec 15th

Some freshman was arguing with Darian today and ended it with, “I hate black people like you who try to act white.” lol no hope for humanity.

Dec 15th