February 2011
99 posts
My dad just walked in the room looking for Coco and told me in complete seriousness that he’s making a Facebook for her.
January 2011
102 posts
I had a canary named Chip once and when I came home from kindergarten he wasn’t in his cage anymore and my Lolo told me he died so he threw him away. Nice and sugarcoated.
theoneswelove:
hihowdyhey:
I may have lost my government book and I’m really sad about that because it’s $82.00 and what if I never get a job and have to resort to prostitution :C
My creyz
I lost my Spanish textbook two years ago but I bought it online from Half.com for $13 instead of $85, haha. Your book might be on there!
Jessica, you might have just saved a life. I am forever in your...
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I may have lost my government book and I’m really sad about that because it’s $82.00 and what if I never get a job and have to resort to prostitution :C
My creyz
Ugh how did I get so lucky
My aunt gave me this knitting book a long time ago and I’m looking at it now and there’s a whole section on knitted tank tops. Maybe I could knit myself a nice wool tank top for the summer to wear under the California sun.
Taught myself how to purl yesterday oh yea oh yea scarves for EVERYONE this Christmas
oot oot partay
I’m going to Michael’s tomorrow to get craft supplies. I want to make something.
I remember the first day I looked at this house with my parents the first thing I saw when I walked through the door were 4 black widows on the ceiling and I just froze at the doorstep. This house was for sure my last choice as soon as I saw those black widows and noticed the middle school in my backyard.
Onto better things like eating this crab cake my mom made.
left my government book at school
OH WELL guess that means I’m not doing my homework tonight
In addition to my last post here’s a list of reasons why that was so terrible:
1. Justin Bieber
2. If you’re going to do opera, you better be fucking fantastic or don’t do it at all. You can’t half ass opera.
3. You can sing any song you want…and you choose “Baby” by Justin Bieber.
4. Someone actually had to tell this poor woman that she was good enough...
My dad is watching American Idol in the living room and I’m here reading Frankenstein and then I hear this woman singing Justin Bieber’s “Baby” in an opera-like fashion. It was bad.
It seems like I always agree with everything everyone says but I don’t know I only say something if I agree not always if I disagree. It seems like I don’t have my own ideas or thoughts or whatever, I do but If I don’t have a strong argument as to why I disagree then I don’t say anything. I’m so bad at debating and I always end up feeling ignorant by the end of the...
I’m watching a special on brain aneurysms and dude those are so scary. My aunt died of an aneurysm. Those are like headaches to an extreme.
WAIT I have encyclopedias what am I doing! I could be avoiding the internet all together!
My productivity level is at zero. I hate getting homework that involves the internet.
“Starting this year, no American will be forbidden from serving the country they...”
– President Obama, SOTU. (via thedailywhat)
I’m not big into politics or anything but I feel like everyone should care even a little about what’s going on with the country they live in. I logged onto facebook and this girl is whining about how the state of the union is “two hours of boringness” and well..did she expect him to say that everyone gets to take home a million dollars? I mean I know it’s not your...
I’m actually fully-interested in watching the state of the union.
I’ve been wanting a sewing machine for so long and I remember having so many projects in mind and now I have absolutely no idea what to make now that I have one.
Suggestions?
I was like
“WOO new semester I’m not going to procrastinate at all and I’m going to get work done the day stuff is assigned!”
I took a nap when I got home and ever since I woke up from that nap I’ve been on Tumblr.
Why didn’t I switch into government for first semester? It seems like work and I’m not trying to do that at this point.
I’m eating spaghetti and as I eating my mom tells me the noodles are squash noodles and I’m like what the fuck? This is delicious.
Game changer.
The weather this weekend has been top-notch,grade-A,100% Californian beef.
I don’t usually bitch about my parents on here but last week just put me over the edge. Now my dad is completely cool and I don’t know he has these extreme mood swings.
palindrome4life:
Babycat and Hannah Babycat and Hannah Yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah
These British men behind me in line just said they wanted San Francisco A’s hats.
okay the laptop is dying that’s my cue to sleep.
Whenever I hear about people’s morning routines I just feel how lazy I am.
I wake up at like 8 on most days
I take night showers
I don’t wear make-up
I don’t know I’m just lazy.
god I might actually have to think about what I wear now because of the dress code…………but…so…lazy.
Title: Summer
Artist: Joe Hisaishi
Whenever I...
This guy is trying to debate with me and tell me that Harry Potter books suck and like 5 minutes into the argument he’s like “I’ve never seen the movies or read the books before.”
INVALID.
so… what purpose does stickykeys actually serve?
Okay yea I think I’m done studying for tonight because I decided to go on the internet to look something up and then I was like “maybe I’ll just take a peek at tumblr” and yea okay worst decision ever. I don’t like these games internet. I’m just trying to pass AP English.
Ah god I just realized I have to start hustling for some graduation tickets.
The weather played me. “why yes it’s going to be a bright sunny day you should wear cute summer clothes!!!”
What do i see when i walk out of the house? FOG. I wish I looked out my windows more often.
My dad told me that if I was a boy my name would be Dean.
woooooooo my license finally came in.
God whenever my dad is in this mood I literally can’t do anything. I get up to use the bathroom and it’s like I just escaped prison and he’s like “WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?!!?!?!?” and then I purposely spend like 10 minutes in the bathroom to get away.
Then I told him I was going to study and he was fine with it. He gives me 30 minutes and then he throws this bitch fit...
I keep posting in order to avoid studying my English terms.
Anachronism- Greek meaning “misplaced in time”