| If it were up to me, my roommate profile posting...

If it were up to me, my roommate profile posting would look something like this:

uses the internet 80% of the time
if you use the word “irregardless,” keep looking
there are days when my room is clean and days where it resembles a dumpster in a dark alleyway
I need someone to take care of me when I’m sick, so the responsibility will fall on you.
Just kidding
Maybe.
if you talk to me while I’m ~in the zone~ while studying I will sabotage any future homework assignments you might have
if I’m bold enough

But I’d probably end up getting a room by myself so………I guess the matchups are okay.